"Stop drawing Dean and Cas so feminine and gay! Gay people can’t be manly!"
is this manly enough for you
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
On today’s episode of Patrick Stump Is A Fucking Good Dude…
One of my favorite breeds of dog
A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
See these? Motherfucking gel pens. I love them. Especially the glittery ones. Yes, I’m 34. Yes I like glittery gel pens. My husband buys me those whenever he can, because I love them so. I also love all kinds of stationary, but I don’t write enough at home. So at least I write my shopping lists on cute paper with glittering fucking gel pens.
Ha, I’m thinking, I’ll take them to work. I write a lot at work. Of course I won’t write to customers or anything (yes, I have written the addresses on informal letters with glittery gel pens, I admit)
Today I get mail from a company that wants to work with us and there’s a biro in it. And my colleague asks if I want them and then she says: “Ah, no you prefer to write with glittery gel pens” in a dismissive voice. And that it reminds her of her physiotherapists who wears Hello Kitty Socks.
You know what? I damn well write with glittery fucking gel pens. Because my sister told me: If live is shitty, throw glitter at it. And more shitty than here is hard to find. Bitch.
And even if I would want to ear Hello Kitty socks, it’s nothing to be dismissive about. We’re adults, we can do what we want.
And tonight it’s ice-cream for dinner. HA. With sprinkles
neither-blue-nor-green screw her. What a wench. You know what you need at work? Mutha fuckin THIS:
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
Misha trying his hardest to speak Russian. [x]